"thanks old man! That's really very nice! I can always count on you for some friendly advice, though I've never seen a sword that shape or size... Oh my god that's not a sword it's your dick in disguise!"
''That.Was.Weird,but wathever there is no time to lose,I've gotta warp now to Zelda in this chilled out groove. Wait this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in liberty city, this place looks just like Philadelphia but but even ore shitty. I'm at the corner of deadcop and prostitute junction, something in my ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned,I've got to fix it quickly there is justice to do''''